Various quotes taken out of context.

"Cannibal Grandmother is not something that is happening every day."
Iris

Join all cults, kill all saints, empaths aren't real.
BotC player

"A brothel of dead damsels - here to fulfill all your necro needs."

Jalapeños are not a cause of turning gay.

"The barn tried to eat everybody, I'm just saying."
"But we got a necklace."
*spontaneous laughter*

Reality is a construct our brains make up to try and make sense of what our senses are telling us.
QC4912

"You pull one leaver, and all of a sudden; seventeen things you weren't expecting start exploding."

The facial expressions of a machine.

"You know what this dark altar needs? A projector. And a slideshow."

"We live in capitalism. It’s power seems inescapable. So did the Divine Right of Kings.”
Ursula le Guin